Nothing here yet! :)
You enter a mysterious space. You see before you a FIGURE, seated dramatically upon a CHAIR of some kind, wearing a CAPE.FIGURE: ohoohoho....ohoho...haha..They continue laughing mysteriously like this for quite some time. It starts to get awkward. Eventually, they actually notice you.FIGURE: AH!
FIGURE: ahem...hoho......heheh.....i see you've wandered into my CARRD, traveler....
FIGURE: tell me, what brings you here on a night like this?
FIGURE: hohoho.....i'm glad you asked!!
FIGURE: i am SONDER, of the noble blog BREAD--QUEST.
SONDER: i am also known in some circles as VARIABLE. at times, i use the psuedonym MOONDRAGON or MOONDRAGON8 to publish great works in other realms of the INTERNET.
SONDER: i use ANY PRONOUNS, as my gender is vague, vast, unknowable, and perhaps in the end NONEXISTENT ALTOGETHER. however, i challenge you to vary the pronouns you use for me as often as possible....IF YOU DARE!SONDER cackles in a way that's probably supposed to be intimidating but is mostly just kind of cute.SONDER: i'm also pansexual. and white. and jewish.He pauses. You get the feeling now would be a good time to ask some sort of QUESTION. Perhaps MULTIPLE.
SONDER: god forbid women do anythingThis does not answer your QUESTION. Perhaps you should ask a different question.
SONDER: ah! perhaps you know me from one of my posts. many of them are known across the realm.
SONDER: my most renowned post of all is probably the one in which i compare tumblr to a small town waiting eagerly from the latest news from our friend, Jonathan Harker.
SONDER: though all my other posts are dwarfed in comparison to that one's might, i have also made posts about peridot stevenuniverse, ankh-morpork, welcome to night vale, FUCK YOU, TWITTER!, and relationships to the sun.SONDER pauses to let the weight of all this posting sink in.SONDER: i'm kind of a big deal.
SONDER pauses dramatically before answering.SONDER: my biggest aspiration is ultimately just to have a nice day
SONDER: why would you ask that. that's really weird and kind of rude.
SONDER: i do have ADHD and anxiety, though. i was going to get around to telling you that eventually anyway, but you just HAD to go and make it WEIRD. GOD.
SONDER: okay!! that's a good question!!
SONDER: basically i'm just kind of hanging out. i post political stuff sometimes, and i don't usually tag it when i do. but mainly it's for fandom, and also just various things i find neat. sometimes i do art, and writing! and i talk to my friends and stuff!! and share updates about my life! it's a great time. we have fun here.
SONDER: i do try to describe all image posts that come my way, but sometimes i just don't have the time/energy/memory. i do tag all undescribed images with "undescribed", though!
SONDER: (my image descriptions can get a little long, but please make an effort to reblog them anyway. what seems annoying to you could be extremely helpful to someone else!)
SONDER: please try and use tone indicators when talking to me! i sometimes have trouble reading tone over the internet. /j for a joke, /s for sarcasm, and /lh for something lighthearted are the basics--you don't need to go much more in-depth than that!
SONDER: if you have any questions about a term i used or something i did, please send in an ask! i love explaining things and i've been told i'm pretty good at it!
SONDER: and i tag most common triggers with "[blank] tw"! for example, "knife tw" and "knives tw". i tag "[blank] mention" (for example "knives mention") if a post only mentions something briefly. so if, say, even hearing the word spider makes you anxious, you would want to blacklist "spiders tw" as well as "spiders mention".
SONDER: if you need me to tag anything else or if i forgot to tag something, just shoot an ask my way! a page of the other tags i use is linked on my blog, i'm pretty comprehensive!
SONDER: you can always send an ask if you want to chat! i hope you enjoy my blog!!
SONDER: any other questions?
SONDER gasps joyously.SONDER: blorbo my friend blorbo
SONDER: i don't know if i know your blorbo, but i am familiar with many shows and other medias.
SONDER: currently my heart and mind are captivated by blaseball, and i spend much of my time experiencing emotions and thoughts over the new york millennials and wyatts mason, to say nothing of the hellmouth sunbeams and seattle garages.
SONDER: but i have also been known to speak and write fondly of dracula daily, steven universe, sleepless domain, welcome to night vale, the city we became, danger days, my chemical romance, the emo/punk scene in general, linguistics, history, and...SONDER sighs wistfully.SONDER: in the folly of my youth...homestuck.
SONDER: yes! enough about me! what about you, kind traveler? what is your deal?
SONDER: hm....interesting. and yet. i am suspicious of your true motives and intents. please. read the following statement carefully.
SONDER: if you are a terf or exclusionist, none of my posts are or will ever be for you. by liking or reblogging my posts you are declaring your support for trans women. autistic people are extremely cool. so are bi lesbians and systems of all kinds and origins. what is going on in your brain and how you want to be percieved and referred to is not my business or anyone else's, and if you respect me i will respect you. its always okay to pirate from big corporations. i hate rich people. if you support harry potter in any way i will explode you with my mind. be fucking nice to people.
SONDER: do you agree?
SONDER: AWESOME epic win!!!!!
SONDER: as a thanks for your kindness and general good vibes....please have...this images.
link to original art
SONDER: go about my blog in peace, friend.
GAME OVER. you win :) enjoy bread--quest.tumblr.com!
SONDER: ...
SONDER: epic fail.
SONDER: GUARDS!! have them thrown into the BLOOD PIT!!You fail to be thrown into the BLOOD PIT.SONDER: oh yeah i don't have guards haha. in you go!SONDER throws you into the BLOOD PIT. It's a pit full of blood. As the blood closes over your head, your last thought is "dang, i should probably unfollow bread--quest.tumblr.com, and maybe also consider some of my opinions on how other people exist in the world????"
GAME OVER! log off, loser.
you got it buddy! uncommitting to bit in 3, 2...
you can tell i've dropped the bit because my font is normal now.first off: if you are a terf or exclusionist, none of my posts are or will ever be for you. by liking or reblogging my posts you are declaring your support for trans women. autistic people are extremely cool. so are bi lesbians and systems of all kinds and origins. what is going on in your brain and how you want to be perceived and referred to is not my business or anyone else's, and if you respect me i will respect you. its always okay to pirate from big corporations. i hate rich people. if you support harry potter at all in any way i will explode you with my mind. be fucking nice to people.with that out of the way: this is my blog where basically i am just hanging out! if your're following me, expect to find:
• political stuff and news (usually untagged)
• fandom posts for a variety of fandoms, like blaseball, fallen london, welcome to night vale, steven universe, the locked tomb (sometimes) and other stuff.
• art and writing, both by other people and by me
• me talking to my friends :)
• general nonsense and updates about my life
• described image posts whenever i can find or create them--undescribed media will be tagged undescribed
• most common triggers, tagged with "[blank] tw", or "[blank] mention" if a post only mentions something briefly or jokingly
• a pretty comprehensive list of the other tags i use!
• general goofs and good times :)in exchange for me providing all these epic posts to your dashboard, all i ask is that:
• when talking directly to me, please remember that i have trouble reading tone on the internet and have constant Are You Mad At Me disease.
• if you have any questions about a term i used or something i did, if you need me to tag anything else, or if i forgot to tag something, just shoot an ask my way!
• be nice to people and have a nice day :)